Guy Gets Caught Masturbating Over PS4. Gets Kicked Out Of Shop

Curves in all the right places. Smooth to the touch. 8 Megabytes of GDDR5 internal memory. Is it hot in here?! The PS4 certainly is a good-looking bit of kit. I think we can all agree on that. But is it sexy?Probably not. We’re not Read More …

Fans Are Pissed Off Because This Scene Was Cut From ‘Suicide Squad’

*SPOILERY SPOILERS THAT WILL SPOIL SUICIDE SQUAD FOR YOU (although I’d argue the writing of the film did that first)!!!!* Think what you like about Suicide Squad but, if you’re thinking anything other than ‘dissapointing and largely forgettable’, you’re in the minority. Don’t get me Read More …

Kylie Jenner Has Applied For A Trademark But Kylie Minogue Is Having None Of It

We wouldn’t know, but we can imagine the ultimate goal for famous people – or almost famous people – must be to be known for their first name only. To be so well known that a second name is not needed to distinguish you from Read More …

A Pack Of Haribo Tangfastics Just Brought Central London To A Standstill

Roads around Moorgate tube station were closed off at around 1:45 today as a suspicious package was brought to the attention on bomb disposal authorities. With tensions high regarding that kind of thing, it’s pretty easy to be a little heavy-handed when it comes to Read More …

Denzel Washington Makes Guarantees Supercut

Denzel Washington is one of those famous Hollywood actors with iconic and repeating character traits. One of which is Denzel’s love of a solid, money-backed guarantee. As this new compilation by OfficialComedy demonstrates, if Denzel ever loses his acting career, he can always turn to advertising.  “I Read More …

It’s Back To The Future Day! But What Did They Get Right About 2015?

It’s Back to the Future day! You know what that means? Marty McFly’s running around somewhere trying to stop his son from being bullied.But that’s not everything, all those years ago we got an insight into what we could expect from late 2015. Gadgets and Read More …

Dentist Who Injected Semen Into His Patients’ Mouths Tries To Reopen Clinic

A good rule of thumb – if a pervy-looking dentist tells you that he’s “going to put something in [your]mouth that would taste funny, but would stop the bleeding”, and that something smells like semen, then keep your lipstightly closed. Because while most dentists are Read More …

People Absolutely Loved Last Night’s Sign Language Adverts On Channel 4

In honour of the Paralympics, Channel 4 decided to hiredeaf actor David Ellington to sign an entire ad break – but he didn’t just do it in the normal way. He had a whole bunch of themed costumes to sign the adverts for hearing impaired Read More …

DC Tease Us With More ‘Suicide Squad’ Footage In This ‘Twenty One Pilots’ Music Video

In case you needed further proof that DC’s marketing strategy seems to be ‘show as much of the film as possible before its release’, they’ve just released yet some more Suicide Squad clips in a music video. After teasing us with a strong soundtrack which Read More …

Jon Snow Sends Message To Fans After Latest Episode Of ‘Game Of Thrones’

This article containsa pretty hefty spoiler. If you don’t want to know what happened in Game of Thrones this week then do yourself a favour and get out of here. The internet is a vast place, you’ll find something to do. Right, let’s get to Read More …